Tickets to the next Geek Prom will probably be $15 at the door. We don't know yet. It's like two years away.

Inflatable, cardboard or otherwise inanimate dates will be admitted at no charge. There are no reduced ticket rates for couples or large groups, because real geeks don't travel that way.

All geek paraphernalia will be inspected by security upon entry. Anything that appears to be of a diabolical nature will be confiscated, and the proper authorities will be notified.