Admission to the
next Geek Prom will probably be about $15. Advance tickets
will be available online at some point in the future.
Inflatable, cardboard or otherwise
inanimate dates will be admitted at no charge. There
are no reduced ticket rates for couples or large groups,
because real geeks don't travel that way.
All geek paraphernalia will be inspected
by security upon entry. Anything that appears to be
of a diabolical nature will be confiscated, and the
proper authorities will be notified.