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Headlining the first Geek Prom was just one of many highlights
in the illustrious history of Vinnie and the Stardüsters,
a band that has brought fun, laughter — and sometimes
nudity — to crowds of social misfits throughout Minnesota.
The Stardüsters’ cult acclaim has
forced many critics to attempt to describe their music, resulting
in such phrases as “lounge music for geriatrics unafraid
to boogie,” and “Husker Doo Doo.” The band
itself calls its music “power-rumba parody.”
The band has released two full-length albums,
several singles, a slew of promotional comic books called
Fascist (parodying the Archie comics) and has performed
more farewell and reunion concerts than any other band.
Vinnie & the Stardüsters were a hit
from the very beginning, when Minneapolis’ City Pages
newspaper’s “Best of” issue placed them
in a three-way tie for “13th Best New Band.” The
Stardüsters were also nominated years later for a Minnesota
Music award for Avant-Garde Band, but didn’t win, so
the bassist pilfered the award.
The 2002 Geek Prom was Vinnie & the Stardüsters’
first performance in Duluth. Inspired by the trip, the band
would later release an EP called Duluth, featuring
the song "Come to Duluth (If You Want to Be an Unemployed
Alcoholic)."
The band is as well known for its publicity
stunts as its music. Examples include: calling the police
on themselves to shut down concerts, threatening to move the
band out of the Twin Cities if a 100,000-seat rock arena isn’t
built for them, and recording an “XXXMas Song”
that was rejected for airplay on The Howard Stern Show
for being “too dirty.” (Sung to the tune of “I
Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, the Stardüsters instead
discover mommy “fisting” Santa Claus.)
According to guitarist Eric Dregni, Vinnie &
the Stardüsters met at the Nicollet Child Guidance Center
while undergoing treatment for various debilitating mental
illnesses. Apparently, bassist John T. Perkins’ schizophrenia
combined with Tourette's Syndrome sometimes leads to shocking
profanity and then what he describes as a "moral hangover."
Through years of treatment, Perkins has been able to transform
his expletives into music, according to Dregni.
Drummer Nick Hook’s mantra is "I'm
not drunk, I have cerebral palsy." A prenatal birth defect
reportedly causes him to flail his arms and legs uncontrollably,
especially when listening to the rumba. Happily, he turned
out to be a natural drummer, and the hospital staff is pleasantly
surprised that playing drums interrupts his incessant playing
with himself.
Dregni claims to be what is popularly called
an "idiot savant," giving him the memory of a Cray
computer but the intelligence of a 3-year-old. While thought
to be a child prodigy because he could instantly transpose
an entire orchestra score to guitar, his parents soon feared
the worst when they caught him memorizing Minneapolis Transit
Company bus schedules. Dregni can remember the most minute
details of the band's history and has chronicled them in an
often-disturbing comic book. Sadly, he can hardly feed himself.
The name Vinnie & the Stardüsters comes
from when Perkins returned from a trip to Germany with a mohawk
and a hammer-and-sickle T-shirt and the band went to the Stardust
Bowling Alley in the "Hub of Hell" neighborhood
in Minneapolis. A free-basing drunk named Vinnie came in and
changed their lives.
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